20 Best Funny Quotes About America & Americans:
Funny Quotes About America #1
" America is a country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks. "
Funny American Quotes #2
" Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam everyday. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. "
Funny Quotes About America #3
" Half men in America cheat their wives.. the rest cheat in England... "
Funny Quotes About America #4
" People come to Washington believing it is the center of power. I know I did.
It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that's not connected to an engine. "
- Richard Goodwin
Funny Quotes About America #5
" Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it merely had been detected. "
Oscar Wilde
Funny Quotes About America #6
As our leader Saddam Hussein said, 'God is grilling their stomachs in hell.'
Mohammed Saeed Al Sahaf
Funny Quotes About America #7
" I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. "
Yakov Smirnoff
Funny Quotes About America #8
" Transplanting the ballet to the US is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. "
- Lincoln Kirstein
Funny Quotes About America #9
" Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country. "
Funny Quotes About America #10
" Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language. "
George Bernard Shaw
Funny Quotes About America #11
" Democracy--rule by the people--sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America. "
Edward Abbey
Funny Quotes About America #12
" America is the best half-educated country in the world. "
Nicholas Murray Butler
Funny Quotes About America #13
" A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy,
but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. "
- Bill Vaughan
Funny Quotes About America #14
" It's complicated, being an American, having the money and the bad conscience, both at the same time. "
- Louis Simpson quotes
Funny Quotes About America #15
" In a country as big as the United States, You can find fifty examples of anything. "
- Jeffery F. Chamberlain
Funny Quotes About America #16
" It was to find America but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. "
- Mark Twain
Funny Quotes About America #17
" America is a young country with an old mentality. "
- George Santayana
Funny Quotes About America #18
" America is a tune. It must be sung together. "
- Gerald Stanley Lee
Funny Quotes About America #19
" In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks You take... "
- Adlai Stevenson
Funny Quotes About America #20
" When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America. "
- Oscar Wilde
