International Day of Older Persons:
October 1st is recognized as International Day of Older Persons by UNO. Since the day is approaching, I thought of updating a few funny quotes of old people. Share with Your friends, granny or with a friend who is getting older . They will love these.
Funny Quotes About Old People And Getting Older:
Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do
that day.
- Anonymous
Respect old people: they graduated high school without
Google or Wikipedia!
- Anonymous
Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for
their inability to set a bad example.
- Anonymous
I guess I don't mind so much being old, as I mind being fat
and old.
- Peter Gabriel
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
- John Wagner
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly
and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball
As you get older, three things happen.
The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the
other two...
- Sir Norman Wisdom
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more
about the state of your body.
- Geoffrey Parfitt
Old age is a lot of crossed off names in an address book.
- Ronald Blythe
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you
should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
- Richard Needham
I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried
his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their
lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Anonymous
Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old.
- Jonathan Swift (paraphrased)
We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
- Frank Howard Clark
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
- Anonymous
No man is ever old enough to know better
- Holbrook Jackson
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