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Monday, April 2, 2012

Top 10 Funny Life Quotes Of All Time:

" If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. "

" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because i have done it thousands of times. "

- Mark Twain

" A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. "
- Robert Frost

" If life is like a box of chocolates... why can't I buy one? "

" God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. "

" Who says nothing is impossible... I've been doing nothing for years. "

" There are some questions that can't be answered by Google. "

" People say You can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important. "

" Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end. "