Top 10 Hilarious Life Quotes Of All Time [ pics ]

Top 10 Funny Life Quotes Of All Time:

Funny Life Quote #1:

" If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. "

Funny Life Quote #2:

" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because i have done it thousands of times. "

- Mark Twain

Funny Life Quote #3:

" A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. "
- Robert Frost

Funny Life Quote #4:

" If life is like a box of chocolates... why can't I buy one? "

Funny Life Quote #5:

" God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. "

Funny Life Quote #6:

" Who says nothing is impossible... I've been doing nothing for years. "

Funny Life Quote #7:

" There are some questions that can't be answered by Google. "

Funny Life Quote #8:

" The trouble with real life is there is no danger music. "

Funny Life Quote #9:

" People say You can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important. "

Funny Life Quote #10:

" Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end. "

Top 10 Funny & Hilarious Life Quotes [ with pics ]

Top 10 Funny Life Quotes:

Funny Life Quote #1:

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” ― Dr. Seuss

Funny Life Quote #2:

Funny Life Quote #3:

" Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. "
~Murphy's Law

Funny Life Quote #4:

Funny Life Quote #5:

" As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. "

Funny Life Quote #6:

Funny Life Quote #7:

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.  

Funny Life Quote #8:

Funny Life Quote #9:

" How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? "

Funny Life Quote #10:

" Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."