Funny Quotes On New Year And New Year Resolutions

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" Some people feel the rain. Other just get wet. "
Funny Quote By Bob Marley

" The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence." 
Funny Quote By Bertrand Russel

" Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. "
Funny Quote By John Wayno

 " Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you. "

" If you fall, I'll be there. "
- Floor

 " If you tickle me, i m not responsible for your injuries. "

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Best Quotes By Confucious

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." 
— Confucius

"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it." 
— Confucius

"He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions."
— Confucius

"If you make a mistake and do not correct it, this is called a mistake." 
— Confucius

"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials." 
— Confucius

Top 10 Funny Quotes

“The human brain is a wonderful thing.  It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” - George Jessel

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” - Bob Hope

" Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.  " -Albert Einstein

“My life needs editing.” - Mort Sahl

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” - Lana Turner

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey

Best Leadership Quotes Ever

" If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. "

- Leadership Quote By John Quincy Adams

" There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. "

Leadership Quote By Ralph Waldo Emerson

" The real leader has no need to lead, 

he is content to point the way. "

Leadership Quote By Henry Miller

"Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. "

Leadership Definition By Dwight D. Eisenhower

"When there is no vision, the people perish. "

Leadership Quote Bible Quote

Best Inspirational Quotes By C.S.Lewis

" Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in.

 Aim at earth and you get neither. "

- C. S. Lewis 

"There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind." 

— C.S. Lewis

" You are never too old to set another goal 

or to dream a new dream." 

— C.S. Lewis

" The safest road to hell is the gradual one - 

the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, 

without milestones, without signposts. "

- C. S. Lewis 

" The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. "

- C. S. Lewis 

Ever Best Quotes By Helen Keller

" Life is either a great adventure or nothing. "

- Helen Keller 

" We may have found a cure for most evils; but we have found no remedy for the worst of them all, the apathy of human beings. "

- Helen Keller 

" The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next. "

- Helen Keller 

" People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant. "

- Helen Keller

" When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. "

- Helen Keller

" I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace. "

- Helen Keller

" College isn't the place to go for ideas. " 

- Helen Keller

" No one has a right to consume happiness without producing it. "

- Helen Keller 

Famous Quotes By Will Smith

If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States. 
- Will Smith

The first step is you have to say that you can. 
- Will Smith 

I want the world to be better because I was here. 
- Will Smith

The things that have been most valuable to me I did not learn in school. 
- Will Smith

And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working. 
- Will Smith

20 Best Quotes By Dale Carnegie [ Updated ]

" Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. "

- Dale Carnegie

 "Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind. "

- Dale Carnegie

" Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. "

- Dale Carnegie

" Act enthusiastic and you will be enthusiastic. "

- Dale Carnegie

" It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it. "

― Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People

" Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter you. " 

― Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People

" You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. "

― Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People

" Success is getting what you want..

Happiness is wanting what you get. "

― Dale Carnegie

" Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. " 

― Dale Carnegie

" Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain--and most do. "

― Dale Carnegie

" Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. "

― Dale Carnegie

" When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness. "

― Dale Carnegie, How to Stop Worrying and Start Living

" If you are not in the process of becoming the person you want to be, you are automatically engaged in becoming the person you don't want to be. " 

― Dale Carnegie

" It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. " 

― Dale Carnegie

" Knowledge isn’t power until it is applied. "

― Dale Carnegie

" Even god doesn't propose to judge a man till his last days, why should you and I? "

― Dale Carnegie

" You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind. " 

― Dale Carnegie

" Our thoughts make us what we are. "

― Dale Carnegie, How to Stop Worrying and Start Living

" Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. But it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. " 

― Dale Carnegie

" One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. "

― Dale Carnegie

" When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures bristling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity. " 

― Dale Carnegie

" Talk to someone about themselves and they'll listen for hours. " 

― Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People

" Remember, happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think. " 

― Dale Carnegie