7 Best Funny Quotes About Internet You Will Love

7 Best Funny Quotes About Internet You Will Love:

Internet... the most amazing thing for most of us... Its only because of that You are reading this blog and we are connected. There are a few funny quotes about internet and internet addicts. Take a look...

I'm very excited about having the Internet in my den.

Steve Jobs 

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Bill Gates 

People are very reluctant to talk about their private lives but then you go to the internet and they're much more open.

Paulo Coelho 

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

Mitchell Kapor 

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

J. K. Rowling 

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.

Jack Welch 

Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. It's made everyone overly opinionated.

Scott Weiland 

Anonymus Funny Internet Quotes...

You know whats worse than slow internet connection... Nothing!!

Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of the computer still works...

Thank god! I am addicted to internet not drugs...

Top 10 Funny Quotes

“The human brain is a wonderful thing.  It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” - George Jessel

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” - Bob Hope

" Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.  " -Albert Einstein

“My life needs editing.” - Mort Sahl

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” - Lana Turner

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey

10 Funny Quotes By Celebrities That You Shouldn't Miss [ pics ]

Funny Quotes By Celebrities That You Shouldn't Miss:

Most of the times few celebrities say something that makes sense or non-sense. Here are a list of such funny quotes by celebrities that make you laugh...

Funny celebrity Quote #1

" My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no mater what she's reading.  "

- Steve Jobs ( Apple )  [ update: this quotes is misattributed to Steve Jobs ]

Funny celebrity Quote #2

" I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Funny celebrity Quote #3

" Christianity is the best way to cure gayness. Just get on your knees, take a swig of wine and accept the body of a man into you mouth. " 

- Stephen Colbert

Funny celebrity Quote #4

          " Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. " 

- Sharon Stone

Funny celebrity Quote #5 

" Women need a reason to have sex, Men just need a place. " 

- Billy Crystal

Funny celebrity Quote #6 

" See, the problem is that god gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. "

- Robin Williams

 

Funny celebrity Quote #7 

" The worst thing about censorship is [ deleted by censorship bureau]. "

Funny celebrity Quote #8

          " According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,   where, of course, men are just grateful. "

- Robert De Niro

Funny celebrity Quote #9 

" I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. " 

- Stephen hawking

Funny Quote #10

 

       " I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger. "