Funny Quotes By Celebrities That You Shouldn't Miss:
Most of the times few celebrities say something that makes sense or non-sense. Here are a list of such funny quotes by celebrities that make you laugh...
Funny celebrity Quote #1
" My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no mater what she's reading. "
- Steve Jobs ( Apple ) [ update: this quotes is misattributed to Steve Jobs ]
Funny celebrity Quote #2
" I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Funny celebrity Quote #3
" Christianity is the best way to cure gayness. Just get on your knees, take a swig of wine and accept the body of a man into you mouth. "
- Stephen Colbert
Funny celebrity Quote #4
" Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. "
- Sharon Stone
Funny celebrity Quote #5
" Women need a reason to have sex, Men just need a place. "
- Billy Crystal
Funny celebrity Quote #6
" See, the problem is that god gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. "
- Robin Williams
Funny celebrity Quote #7
" The worst thing about censorship is [ deleted by censorship bureau]. "
Funny celebrity Quote #8
" According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. "
- Robert De Niro
Funny celebrity Quote #9
" I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. "
- Stephen hawking
Funny Quote #10
" I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger. "
