Best Funny Quotes About Worrying!

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

- Robert Frost

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.

-  W. R. Inge

People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.

- John Jay Chapman

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.

- Mary C. Crowley

Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.

- Mitzi Chandler

Mind Blowing Quotes By Frank Zappa!

Frank Zappa was an American musician and director. Even though I am not familiar with his works or his autobiography, I stumbled across his quotes on Goodreads. I am posting a few quotes which I liked a lot!

“So many books, so little time.”

- Frank Zappa

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

- Frank Zappa

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”

- Frank Zappa

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

- Frank Zappa

“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”

- Frank Zappa

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”

- Frank Zappa

“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”

- Frank Zappa

“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.”

- Frank Zappa

“Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.”

- Frank Zappa

External Links:
More about Fank Zappa at Wikipedia!
More Frank Zappa quotes at Goodreads!