Best Funny Quotes About Worrying!

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

- Robert Frost

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.

-  W. R. Inge

People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.

- John Jay Chapman

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.

- Mary C. Crowley

Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.

- Mitzi Chandler

Best & Funny Stress Quotes To Relive You From Stress!

7 Best Funny Stress Quotes To Relive You From Stress! 

Donald Tubesing said, "Stress is like spice - in the right proportion it enhances the flavor of a dish. Too little produces a bland, dull meal; too much may choke you." In addition to that little bit of stress will help to improve the effective funtioning of brain and will improve the productivity. But if it becomes too heavy to bear, it will ruin our day and life. May these funny stress quotes may relieve You from stess. Have a stress less day.

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Funny Stress Quotes #1

‎"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."
-Jane Wagner

Funny Stress Quotes #2

‎"Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.
-Hans Selye

Funny Stress Quotes #3

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
-Unknown

Funny Stress Quotes #4

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
-George Burns

Funny Stress Quotes #5

"Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it"
-Unknown

Funny Stress Quotes #6

‎"I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."
-Anonymous

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10 Great Life Quotes By Famous People To Read Today [ pics ]

10 Great Life Quotes By Famous People:

Life Quote #1 : Katharine Hepburn

“We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.”

 Life Quote #2 : Oprah Winfrey

 

" The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. "

Life Quote #3 : Khalil Gibran 

 

		" If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were. "

 Life Quote #4 : Henry David Thoreau

" Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something. "

 Life Quote #5 : Mark Twain

" All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. "

 

 Life Quote #6 : Ralph Waldo Emerson

" Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. "

 Life Quote #7 :  Ayn Rand

“Why do they always teach us that it's easy and evil to do what we want and that we need discipline to restrain ourselves? It's the hardest thing in the world--to do what we want. And it takes the greatest kind of courage. I mean, what we really want.”

 Life Quote #8 : Paulo Coelho

“I can choose either to be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It's all a question of how I view my life.”

 Life Quote #9 : Eleanor Roosevelt

" Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. "

 Life Quote #10 : Dale Carnegie

" It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it. "

10 Funny Quotes By Celebrities That You Shouldn't Miss [ pics ]

Funny Quotes By Celebrities That You Shouldn't Miss:

Most of the times few celebrities say something that makes sense or non-sense. Here are a list of such funny quotes by celebrities that make you laugh...

Funny celebrity Quote #1

" My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no mater what she's reading.  "

- Steve Jobs ( Apple )  [ update: this quotes is misattributed to Steve Jobs ]

Funny celebrity Quote #2

" I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Funny celebrity Quote #3

" Christianity is the best way to cure gayness. Just get on your knees, take a swig of wine and accept the body of a man into you mouth. " 

- Stephen Colbert

Funny celebrity Quote #4

          " Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. " 

- Sharon Stone

Funny celebrity Quote #5 

" Women need a reason to have sex, Men just need a place. " 

- Billy Crystal

Funny celebrity Quote #6 

" See, the problem is that god gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. "

- Robin Williams

 

Funny celebrity Quote #7 

" The worst thing about censorship is [ deleted by censorship bureau]. "

Funny celebrity Quote #8

          " According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,   where, of course, men are just grateful. "

- Robert De Niro

Funny celebrity Quote #9 

" I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. " 

- Stephen hawking

Funny Quote #10

 

       " I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger. "