Showing posts with label love quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love quotes. Show all posts

Monday, April 28, 2014

Best Funny Quotes About Worrying!






The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
        - Robert Frost




Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.
        -  W. R. Inge




People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.
        - John Jay Chapman




Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.
        - Mary C. Crowley




Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.
        - Mitzi Chandler 


Thursday, July 18, 2013

10 Funny Love And Marriage Quotes By Celebrities [ with pics]

10 Funny Love Quotes By Celebrities





"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." 
- Rita Rudner 



"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers."
 - Richard Pryor


"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." - - Rodney Dangerfield


"It is impossible to love and be wise."
 - Francis Bacon


" My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. "
-  Socrates.


" Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. "
- Unknown 


" I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. "
 - Henry Youngman 


" I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. "
 - Mae West 


"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." 
- Jackie Mason

Monday, May 27, 2013

Maya Angelou Quotes - Women, Courage, Inspirational Quotes

















































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