10 Famous Funny Geek Quotes You Will Love [ images ]

Few days back I stumbled upon hundred geek quotes. I am posting all funny geek quotes.

10 Famous Funny Geek Quotes You Must Read: 

“ There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t. ”

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“ Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. ”

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“ Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity. ”

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“ To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. ”

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“ CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980. ”

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“ If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. ”

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“Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.”

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“ There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. ”

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“ Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population. ”

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“ An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… “I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints. ”

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Top 10 Famous Funny Proverbs Of All Time - Part 8

This is a collection of funny, hilarious, wise and famous proverbs. This is a long post, so it was published in parts. 

Part 8 : Famous Funny Proverbs:

" Where there's a will, there's a relative. " - Hilarious Proverb

" A day without sunshine is like night. " - Funny Proverb

" He who laughs last, thinks slowest. " - Hilarious Proverb

" The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. "  - Hilarious Proverb

" If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. " - Funny Proverb

" Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.  " - Hilarious Proverb

" If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.  " - Funny Proverb

" If you lend someone 20, and never see that person again...it was probably worth it. " - Best Proverb

" The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are. " - Funny Proverb

Top 10 Famous Funny Proverbs Of All Time - Part 7

This is a collection of funny, hilarious, wise and famous proverbs. This is a long post, so it was published in parts. 

Part 7 : Famous Funny Proverbs:

" Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough. " - Famous Proverb

" Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. " - Funny Proverb

" Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep! " - Hilarious Proverb

" ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY, So what Who's in a hurry. " - Famous Proverb

" Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids. " - Funny Proverb

" Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting. " - Hilarious Proverb

" A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.... Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started? " - Funny Proverb

" Do not cry if the Sun sets at the end of the day, because the tears will not let you enjoy the beauty of the Stars. " - Best Proverb

" Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. By then you have a mile head start and you're wearing his shoes. " - Funny Proverb

Top 10 Famous Funny Proverbs Of All Time - Part 6

This is a collection of funny, hilarious, wise and famous proverbs. This is a long post, so it was published in parts. 

Part 6 : Famous Funny Proverbs:

" A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.  " - Famous Proverb

" If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. " - Funny proverb

" Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk. " - Funny proverb

" If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. " - Famous Proverb

" I was born intelligent - education ruined me. " -Funny Proverb

" A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say " -Funny Proverb

" Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. " - Funny Proverb

" How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? " -Hilarious Proverb

" Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. " -Funny Proverb

Top 10 Famous Funny Proverbs Of All Time - Part 5

This is a collection of funny, hilarious, wise and famous proverbs. This is a long post, so it was published in parts. 

Part 5 : Famous Funny Proverbs:

"  I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect. " - Famous Proverb

" I've got to sit down and work out where I stand. " - Funny proverb

" If I save time, when do I get it back? " - Japanese funny proverb

" Where there's a will, I want to be in it. " - Famous Proverb

" Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. " -Funny Proverb

" The statement below is true.  The statement above is false." -Funny Proverb

" As I said before, I never repeat myself. " - Funny Proverb

" Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. " - Funny Proverb

" I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work. " -Funny Proverb

Top 10 Famous Funny Proverbs Of All Time - Part 4

This is a collection of funny, hilarious, wise and famous proverbs. This is a long post, so it was published in parts. 

Part 4 : Famous Funny Proverbs:

"  A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. " - French Proverb

" At an auction keep your mouth shut. " - Spanish proverb

" Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. " - Japanese funny proverb

" Throw a lucky man into the sea and he will come up with a fish in his mouth.  " -Arabian Famous Proverb

" Advice after injury is like medicine after death. " -Danish Funny Proverb

" Interests on debts grow without rain. " -Yiddish Proverb

" All are brave when the enemy flies.  " - Italian Funny Proverb

" A fool says what he knows, and a wise man knows what he says. " - Yiddish Proverb

" Luck never gives; it only lends. " -Scottish Funny Proverb

Top 10 Famous Funny Proverbs Of All Time - Part 3

This is a collection of funny, hilarious, wise and famous proverbs. This is a long post, so it was published in parts. 

Part 3 : Famous Funny Proverbs:

"  If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is. " - Egyptian Funny Proverb

" After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell. " - Funny Danish proverb

" The fellow who has never made a mistake takes orders from others who have. " - Funny proverb

" It is easier to abstain than to restrain.  " - Funny French Proverb

" Who gossips to you will gossip about you. " - Turkish Proverb

" Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.  " -Chinese Proverb

" Two can keep a secret , if one of them is dead. " - Funny Proverb

" Approximately half of the people in the world are below average.  " - Proverb

" There is no right way to do a wrong thing." -Turkish Proverb

Top 10 Famous Funny Proverbs Of All Time - Part 2

This is a collection of funny, hilarious, wise and famous proverbs. This is a long post, so it was published in parts. 

Part 2 : Famous Funny Proverbs:

"  Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. " - Famous Proverb

" Friends are lost by calling often and calling seldom. " - Funny French proverb

" When you're thirsty it's too late to think about digging a well. " - Japanese funny proverb

" A peacock who sits on its tail is just another turkey. " - Famous Proverb

" If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. " -Funny Proverb

" A man's character reaches town before his person. " -Danish Proverb

" Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald. " - Funny Proverb

" There is nothing permanent except change.  " - Proverb

" Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all by yourself. " -Funny Proverb

7 Inspirational Quotes To Brighten Your Day

7 Inspirational Quotes To Brighten Your Day:

I collected a few quotes in the past few days. I selected best inspirational quotes among them and posted them here.

Inspirational Quote #1

" One child, one teacher, one book and one pen can change the world. " 

-Inspirational Quote by Malala

Inspirational Quote #2

" All that we are is a result of all that we thought. "

- Inspirational Quote by Gautama Buddha

Inspirational Quote #3

" To develop  a complete mind: Study the science of art; Study the art of science. Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else."

- Inspirational Quote by Leonardo da Vinci

Inspirational Quote #4

" The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it."

- Inspirational Quote By Pearl Buck

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12 Funny And Hilarious Quotes For Facebook And Twitter

12 Funny And Hilarious Quotes For Facebook And Twitter

Today I searched a lot for hilarious and funny quotes to share on twitter. I am posting few best funny and hilarious quotes ( with pics ) to update facebook and twitter status.

" I trust my dog to guard home but never when it comes to pizza. "


" I was born a week early, so I have been running late ever since to make up for it. "

" If I die today, for the love of God, someone please clear my browser history. "


" I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. " 

" Vodka mixes well everything, except decisions. "

" I am not a slow person. I just have a speed limit. "

" I am actually not funny. I am actually really mean and people just think I am joking. " 

" Sometimes I Laugh so hard that I feel like six pack is coming on. "