10 Funny Love Quotes By Celebrities
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers."
- Richard Pryor
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." - - Rodney Dangerfield
"It is impossible to love and be wise."
- Francis Bacon
" My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. "
- Socrates.
" Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. "
- Unknown
" I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. "
- Henry Youngman
" I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. "
- Mae West
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
- Jackie Mason
