Few days back I stumbled upon hundred geek quotes. I am posting all funny geek quotes.
10 Famous Funny Geek Quotes You Must Read:
“ There are only
10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that
don’t. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“ Computers make
very fast, very accurate mistakes. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“ Artificial
intelligence usually beats real stupidity. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“ To err is human
– and to blame it on a computer is even more so. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“ CAPS LOCK –
Preventing Login Since 1980. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“ If at first you
don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“Real
men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the
rest of the world make copies.”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“ There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“ Latest survey
shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
“ An infinite
crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second
one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… “I understand”, says the
bartender – and pours two pints. ”
- Funny Geek Quotes
