Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Simple Yet Great Quotes About Minimalism!

“It looks like you can write a minimalist piece without much bleeding. 
And you can. But not a good one.” 
- David Foster Wallace

Minimalism helps to reclaim our time, live in the moment, experience real freedom, create more, consume less, focus on our health and rid ourselves of excess stuff.

Enough said about minimalism. Lets look at a few quotes about it.


“A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.” 
- Lao Tzu

“The simplest things are often the truest.” 
- Richard Bach

“Great acts are made up of small deeds.” 
- Lao Tzu

“Less is more.”
- Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

“One can furnish a room very luxuriously by taking out furniture rather than putting it in.” 
- Francis Jourdain

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” 
- Leonardo da Vinci

“Simplicity is the essence of happiness.” 
- Cedric Bledsoe

“Simplicity, clarity, singleness: 
 these are the attributes that give our lives power and vividness and joy.” 
- Richard Halloway

“Edit your life frequently and ruthlessly. It's your masterpiece after all.” 
- Nathan W. Morris

“I've found that the less stuff I own, the less my stuff owns me.” 
- Nathan W. Morris

“A minimalist does not charge you for what he did. He charges you for what he did not do.” 
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Smile, breathe and go slowly.”
- Thich Nhat Hanh

“There is no greatness where there is not simplicity, goodness, and truth.”
- Leo Tolstoy

“With a few flowers in my garden, half a dozen pictures and some books, I live without envy.”

- Lope de Vega

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Best & Funny Stress Quotes To Relive You From Stress!

7 Best Funny Stress Quotes To Relive You From Stress! 

Donald Tubesing said, "Stress is like spice - in the right proportion it enhances the flavor of a dish. Too little produces a bland, dull meal; too much may choke you." In addition to that little bit of stress will help to improve the effective funtioning of brain and will improve the productivity. But if it becomes too heavy to bear, it will ruin our day and life. May these funny stress quotes may relieve You from stess. Have a stress less day.

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Funny Stress Quotes #1

‎"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."
-Jane Wagner

Funny Stress Quotes #2

‎"Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.
-Hans Selye

Funny Stress Quotes #3

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
-Unknown

Funny Stress Quotes #4

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
-George Burns

Funny Stress Quotes #5

"Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it"
-Unknown

Funny Stress Quotes #6

‎"I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."
-Anonymous

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Friday, August 9, 2013

20 Best Funny & Hilarious Life Quotes [ pics ]

20 Best Funny & Hilarious Life Quotes: 

Searching for hilarious life quotes and funny life quotes...?? You came to the right place. 23 best funny and hilarious quotes are presented here. Enjoy... Share these quotes with your friends on Facebook and Twitter.

Funny Life Quote #1

A bag of money is a symbol of richness. Or enormous inflation.


Funny Life Quote #2

Nowadays you need a fixed telephone line only to find your smartphone.


Funny Life Quote #3

Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them – only those, which refuse to drink.


Funny Life Quote #4

WHY whenever I sit down to work, someone wakes me up?


Funny Life Quote #5

Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.




Funny Life Quote #6

Jewish Proverb - If there is a problem that can be fixed with money, it is not a problem, it's the costs.


Funny Life Quote #7

I don't sing in the shower. I perform.


Funny Life Quote #8

While driving, I feel like a goddess, I drive, others pray.


Funny Life Quote #8

You need to call woman twice. First time that she could find the phone in her bag, second - to answer.


Funny Life Quote #9

Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.



Funny Life Quote #10

Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again.


Funny Life Quote #11

It's easy to make woman happy. But expensive.


Funny Life Quote #12

Beer is now cheaper than fuel. Drink, don't drive.


Funny Life Quote #13

Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes. Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. A laughing smoker never dies.


Funny Life Quote #14

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry...



Funny Life Quote #15

The average woman would better choose to be beautiful than to have brains, cause the average man can see better than he thinks.


Funny Life Quote #16

I know my drinking limits. The problem is that I can never reach them – I simply fall down.


Funny Life Quote #17

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.


Funny Life Quote #18

It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat.



Funny Life Quote #19

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already.


Funny Life Quote #20

Yes, money cannot buy happiness, but it is much more comfortable to cry in a new BMW than on a bike.


More Funny Life Quotes


Be friend with stupid people. Feel like genius all the time. 




I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.


Why is there a fence around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

10 Funny Love And Marriage Quotes By Celebrities [ with pics]

10 Funny Love Quotes By Celebrities





"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." 
- Rita Rudner 



"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers."
 - Richard Pryor


"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." - - Rodney Dangerfield


"It is impossible to love and be wise."
 - Francis Bacon


" My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. "
-  Socrates.


" Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. "
- Unknown 


" I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. "
 - Henry Youngman 


" I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. "
 - Mae West 


"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." 
- Jackie Mason

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Funny And Famous Quotations By Winston Churchill



" A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

" A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

"  A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

" A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

" An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

"  Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

" Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

"  History is written by the victors. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

"  Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

" It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

" If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

" I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

"  I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. "

-Winston Churchill

" Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

" Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. "

-Sir Winston Churchill

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