Best & Funny Stress Quotes To Relive You From Stress!

7 Best Funny Stress Quotes To Relive You From Stress! 

Donald Tubesing said, "Stress is like spice - in the right proportion it enhances the flavor of a dish. Too little produces a bland, dull meal; too much may choke you." In addition to that little bit of stress will help to improve the effective funtioning of brain and will improve the productivity. But if it becomes too heavy to bear, it will ruin our day and life. May these funny stress quotes may relieve You from stess. Have a stress less day.

( Image Credit: bekcraved )

Funny Stress Quotes #1

‎"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."
-Jane Wagner

Funny Stress Quotes #2

‎"Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.
-Hans Selye

Funny Stress Quotes #3

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
-Unknown

Funny Stress Quotes #4

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
-George Burns

Funny Stress Quotes #5

"Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it"
-Unknown

Funny Stress Quotes #6

‎"I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."
-Anonymous

( Image Credit: bekcraved )

14 Best Quotes About Heart And Health To Share On World Heart Day!

Word Heart Day:

Today is World Heart Day. This is globally held on the last Sunday of September each year. It is an initiative to inform people about cardiovascular diseases. The event also aims to promote preventative measures that reduce the risk of cardiovascular diseases, which are the biggest cause of death. This year’s theme addresses the importance of a life-course approach to the prevention and control of cardiovascular disease (CVD) with a focus on women and children.

So I would like to share a few quotes about heart and health.

Best Quotes About Heart:

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

Helen Keller 

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

Oscar Wilde 

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

Will Smith 

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.

Ralph Waldo Emerson 

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.

Nelson Mandela 

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.

Anne Frank 

Best Quotes About Health:

To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.

Buddha 

A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.

Tom Stoppard 

It takes more than just a good looking body. You've got to have the heart and soul to go with it.

Epictetus 

The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.

Deepak Chopra 

I believe that if you're healthy, you're capable of doing everything. 

There's no one else who can give you health but God, and by being healthy I believe that God is listening to me.

Pedro Martinez 

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Spike Milligan 

When you are young and healthy, it never occurs to you that in a single second your whole life could change.

Annette Funicello 

17 Best Ted Quotes To Inspire You And Improve Your Life!

17 Best Ted Quotes To Inspire You And Improve Your Life!

I watched a lot ted talks. I read thousands of TED Quotes. From that I found a few inspiring TED quotes that I would like to share with You. Some of these quotes provide the summary of entire talk. Lets get started with best TED quotes!

“Most people assume that meditation is all about stopping thoughts, getting rid of emotions, somehow controlling the mind. But actually it's … about stepping back, seeing the thought clearly, witnessing it coming and going.”

— Andy Puddicombe 

 “Vulnerability is our most accurate measurement of courage.”

 — Brené Brown

 “If you’re not prepared to be wrong, you’ll never come up with anything original.” 

— Ken Robinson

“There are thousands and thousands of people out there leading lives of quiet, screaming desperation, where they work long, hard hours at jobs they hate to enable them to buy things they don’t need to impress people they don’t like.” 

— Nigel Marsh 

 “If you hire people just because they can do a job, they’ll work for your money. But if you hire people who believe what you believe, they’ll work for you with blood and sweat and tears.” 

— Simon Sinek

 “There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas.” 

— Susan Cain

 “Don't fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it.” 

— Amy Cuddy

 “The secret to happiness is low expectations.” 

— Barry Schwartz

“Maybe stories are just data with a soul.” 

— Brené Brown 

 “The single story creates stereotypes, and the problem with stereotypes is not that they are untrue, but that they are incomplete. They make one story become the only story.” 

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

 “The first follower is actually an underestimated form of leadership in itself. … The first follower is what transforms a lone nut into a leader.” 

— Derek Sivers

 “The kindness of strangers and the support of the international community are truly the rays of hope we North Korean people need.” 

— Hyeonseo Lee

 “[Facebook and Twitter] aren’t the real problems in the office. The real problems are what I like to call the M&Ms, the Managers and the Meetings.” 

— Jason Fried

 “I am the life-force power of the universe. I am the life-force power of the 50 trillion beautiful molecular geniuses that make up my form, at one with all that is.” 

— Jill Bolte Taylor

“Look into your own heart, discover what it is that gives you pain and then refuse, under any circumstance whatsoever, to inflict that pain on anybody else.” 

— Karen Armstrong 

“If we study what is merely average, we will remain merely average.” 

— Shawn Achor 

“People don’t buy what you do; people buy why you do it.” 

— Simon Sinek 

[images] 7 Best Start Up Quotes By Famous Entrepreneurs You Will Love!

7 Best Start Up Quotes By Famous Entrepreneurs You Will Love! 

Want to start a company, just remember these amazing things said by great entrepreneurs. It is ok to feel low as long as You dont give up. I found some amazing and great start up quotes from here.

" It's okay to doubt yourself, it's okay to fee down; just never give up."

- Arron Patzer

Founder, Mint

" Get big quietly, so you don't trip off your potential competitors. "

- Chris Dixon

Co-founder, Hunch.

" Don't worry about failure, you only have to be right once. "

- Drew Houston

Co-founder, Dropbox

" You can't learn in school what world is going to do next year. "

- Henry Ford

Founder, Ford

" There's nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team. "

- Jason Fried

Founder, 37Signals

" If You can't feed a team with two pizzas, it's too large. "

- Jeff Bezos

Founder, Amazon

" We are currently not planning on conquering the world. "

- Sergey Brin

Co-founder, Google

Finally one more quote by Seth Godin...

" Waiting for perfect is never as smart as making progress. "

- Seth Godin

Founder, Squidoo

17 Funny And Best Business Quotes By Entrepreneurs For Entrepreneurs!

17 Funny And Best Business Quotes By Entrepreneurs For Entrepreneurs!

Want to start a business? Are you running a business or start up? Need motivation to move further? Remember you can always change the world. Lets get started with few best quotes by entrepreneurs. It's better to start late that never!  Credits: Link1 Link2 Link3 Link4 Link5 

“Your reputation is more important than your paycheck, and your integrity is worth more than your career.” 

— Ryan Freitas

“Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, 

but you’re not doing a tour of gas stations.” 

—Tim O’Reilly

“The value of an idea lies in the using of it.” 

—Thomas Edison

“There’s nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team.” 

—Jason Fried

“Best startups generally come from somebody needing to scratch an itch.” 

—Michael Arrington

“Don’t play games that you don’t understand, even if you see lots of other people making money from them.”

—Tony Hsieh

“The secret to successful hiring is this: look for the people who want to change the world." 

—Marc Benioff

“Data beats emotions.” 

—Sean Rad

“You don’t need to have a 100-person company to develop that idea.” 

—Larry Page

“I don’t look to jump over 7-foot bars — I look for 1-foot bars that I can step over.” 

—Warren Buffett

“As long as you’re going to be thinking anyway, think big.” 

—Donald Trump

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”

 —Walt Disney

“I never took a day off in my twenties. Not one.” 

—Bill Gates

“Don’t be afraid to assert yourself, have confidence in your abilities and don’t let the bastards get you down.”

 —Michael Bloomberg

“Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.” 

—Steve Jobs

17 Funny Quotes About Old People And Getting Older Birth Day Quotes!

International Day of Older Persons:

October 1st is recognized as  International Day of Older Persons by UNO. Since the day is approaching, I thought of updating a few funny quotes of old people. Share with Your friends, granny or with a friend who is getting older . They will love these. 

Funny Quotes About Old People And Getting Older:

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.

- Anonymous

Respect old people: they graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia!

- Anonymous

Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example.

- Anonymous

I guess I don't mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old.

- Peter Gabriel

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

 - John Wagner

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.

 - Lucille Ball

As you get older, three things happen.

The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

- Sir Norman Wisdom

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

- Geoffrey Parfitt

Old age is a lot of crossed off names in an address book.

- Ronald Blythe

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.

- Richard Needham

I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors. 

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

- Anonymous

Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old.

- Jonathan Swift (paraphrased)

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

 - Frank Howard Clark

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

- Mark Twain

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician

- Anonymous

No man is ever old enough to know better 

- Holbrook Jackson

Reference For International Day of Older Persons:

1. International Day of Older Persons At Wikipedia.

2. International Day of Older Persons At United Nations

7 Best Funny Quotes About Internet You Will Love

7 Best Funny Quotes About Internet You Will Love:

Internet... the most amazing thing for most of us... Its only because of that You are reading this blog and we are connected. There are a few funny quotes about internet and internet addicts. Take a look...

I'm very excited about having the Internet in my den.

Steve Jobs 

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Bill Gates 

People are very reluctant to talk about their private lives but then you go to the internet and they're much more open.

Paulo Coelho 

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

Mitchell Kapor 

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

J. K. Rowling 

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.

Jack Welch 

Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. It's made everyone overly opinionated.

Scott Weiland 

Anonymus Funny Internet Quotes...

You know whats worse than slow internet connection... Nothing!!

Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of the computer still works...

Thank god! I am addicted to internet not drugs...

Ganesha Chaturthi SMS/Greetings ( Hindi & English ) To Share With Your Friends

( Image Credit: www.onlinewallpapersstore.blogspot.com )

Tomorrow [ 09th September 2013 ] is Ganesha Chaturthi...

If if You are an Indian, You might be wondering what is this Ganesha Chaturthi. It is one of the famous Hindu festival celebrated on the birthday of Lord Ganesha, the son of Shiva and Parvati. 

On the first day of the festival, Idols of Ganesha will be placed and we start performing pooja. This will go on for 3-10 days and on the last day we will dump him in the water after a huge celebration. 

On this eve wish Your friends and family a Happy Ganesha Chaturthi...

Here are a few SMS/Greetings of Ganesha.

Lead a life that is full of wisdom and let Lord Ganesha bless you with prosperity. Have a happy Ganesh Chaturthi festival! 

Success Properity Delights. All these are my wishes for you this Ganesh Chaturthi. 

May you achieve your life`s dreams and goals. From the bottom of my heart,I wish that Lord Ganesha bless your family and fill your home with fortune and prosperity.Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

May you find all delights of life this day of Ganesh puja! I`m wishing that the Lord bring your prosperous and successful life.

Celebrate this day with so much delight and fun. As Lord Ganesh will bless us with good fortune and luck.

Wishing you happy and prosperous Ganesh Chaturthi. Be merry as Lord Ganesha will make your life delightful and happy. 

A few Hindi SMS And Greetings...

Ganesh ji ka roop nirala hai Chehra bhi kitna bhola bhala hai Jise bhi aati hai koi musibat Use inhi ne to sambhala hai Jai Shri Ganesha Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Ek Do Teen Char Ganapati Ji Ki Jay Jay Kaar Paanch Chhai Saat Aaath Ganapati Ji Hai Sabke saath Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Gajanana Shri Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya Ganpati Bappa Morya!Mangal Murti Morya JAY GANESH..Mangal murti morya Jay ganesh devaGanapati bappa moray Happy Ganesh Chaturthy!

10 Best Wisdom Quotes For A Happy Life [ pics ]

10 Best Wisdom Quotes For A Happy Life:

Best Wisdom Quote #1

" We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future. "

- George Bernard Shaw

Best Wisdom Quote #2

" The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil. "

- Cicero

 

Best Wisdom Quote #3

" That was all a man needed... hope, it was lack of hope that discouraged a man. "

- Wisdom Quote

Best Wisdom Quote #4

" Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. "

- Harold R. McAlindon

Best Wisdom Quote #5

" Enjoy this moment, this moment is your life. "

- Zen Wisdom Quote

Best Wisdom Quote #6

" Everyday is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. "

- Best Wisdom Quote

Best Wisdom Quote #7

" Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose. "

- C. S. Lewis

Best Wisdom Quote #8

" There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. "

- Christopher Morley

Best Wisdom Quote #9

" The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts. "

- Bertrand Russell

Best Wisdom Quote #10

" You can't start the next chapter of your life, if you keep rereading the last one. "

- Best Wisdom Quotes